Mess Making 101

Hi everyone, Kellen here.  Just thought I would give all the fellow babies out there a little tutorial on how to make the perfect mess.  I am getting to be a total "mess pro" and my mom and dad are completely fooled...they think I am way too sweet to do anything messy on purpose!

Listen up and follow carefully!

Step 1: When mom and dad aren't looking, grab the item you have been wanting (usually it's something they never let you have).  Ahhh...It is so nice to finally get it!



Step 2:  Have at it babies!  Twist it, shake it, bite it, throw it, but do it fast...mom and dad will come quick! It feels so great when you get the lid or package open! And...the carpet makes a perfect canvas for artwork! Brace yourself for the initial reaction when the 'rents walk in. It sounds bad, but it's just a  surprised squeal.

Step 3: They will probably pick you up and move you off to the side at lightning speed.  I think it's so they can admire the artwork themselves. When your parents dad gets out the vacuum, act interested (VERY IMPORTANT) in helping.  They think it's cute. 

Step 4: This one is for sure the most important!  When it's all over and everything has been cleaned up, look up at your parents with the "puppy-dog eyes".  It will get them every time!  The suckers will actually say things like "look at him, he is just so sweet" or, "oh, sweet boy, you are so funny".
 After completion of Step 4...all is forgotten!



Helpful Hint: Try to keep the artwork off of your binky. It never tastes as good as it looks! 



Repeat Steps 1-4 (as many times as you would like!). They never seem to mind too much. I always get a smile from them in the end! hahahahahahahaha!!!

Good Luck, Babies!

Love,

Kellen