If You Give A Kid A Hamster

If you're with Nana, she will take you wherever you want to go.
Even if it is Cracker Barrel.
And if you take the boys to Cracker Barrel, you have to go through the crappy toy section.

If you take two boys through the crappy toy section, they are going to want crappy toys.
If you are with Nana, you get to take home the crappy toys.
Even if the crappy toy that you picked was a toy hamster.

And if you take home the hamster, you have to immediately play with it.
And if you play with it, you have to see what the hamster will do on your head.
If you put the crappy toy hamster on your head, the wheels will most definitely get stuck in your hair. 

If the wheels get stuck in your hair, you will cry.

And if you cry, we will have to cut the crappy hamster out of your beautiful, curly hair. 

And Nana will just laugh.
Because if you go to Cracker Barrel with Nana, you get whatever you want. 
Even if it's a crappy, hair-eating hamster.