I'm Blank Because

I got this post idea from another blog (Little Miss Momma) and I thought it was a great, fun post. Here goes...

I'm Weird Because...
I bite my toe nails.
I hate eating pot luck meals.
I don't like fixing my hair even though I fix hair for a living.
If I drink water in the morning, I feel sick after.
I wipe the salt off of every single fry before I eat it.
I would rather have a McDonalds value meal than a steak dinner.
I like to smell L and K's breath when they are sleeping. Even in the morning.
In bed, my feet have to be touching Scott.
I keep my blow dryer running the entire time I am getting ready.


I'm A Bad Friend Because...
I can never find my phone.
I hate listening to voicemails.
I like having definite plans. Not a good go-with-the-flow kind of gal.
I rely on facebook sometimes to remember birthdays.


I'm A Good Friend Because...
I love their babies like they are my own children.
I would do anything at anytime for them.
I will always help out when needed.
I feel intense joy when good things happen to them.

I'm A Bad Wife Because...
I always want to be beside him.
I lost my wedding ring.
I have high expectations.
I bite my toenails when he is next to me sometimes. ha.
I take zero part in the bill paying process.
I can't cook to save my freaking soul.
I have been known to get crumbs in the bed.
Again, I lost my wedding ring.

I'm A Good Wife Because...
I always want to be beside him.
I put up and take down all Christmas decorations without him.
I always have the house picked-up and look presentable when he comes home.
I am completely obsessed with him.
I am the best mother I can be to his babies.
I am completely, fiercely loyal to us.

I'm Happy Because...
I love everything about December.
I can't wait to see my boys enjoy this season.
There is a new baby in our "family". Welcome Micah!
My sons are the coolest creatures on the planet.
Scott knows about the ring and still wants to be married to me.

~I am going to try to get Scott to fill this out tomorrow! Wish me luck!~