I'm Blank Because (Part Deux)
my wife made me do this...blah, blah, blah
I'm Weird Because...
I watch a Mizzou game live. Then I'll watch it again on DVR.
I love Hamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni. My wife loves it too, but she won't admit it.
Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorite all-time movies.
I do not eat anything white and creamy and not sweet (IE, mayo, sour cream, cream cheese, cottage cheese)
I don't have a facebook page.
I would rather wear dress socks with Nikes.
I'll drink a drink that LeAnn leaves opened overnight in the car. Red Bull especially.
I'll eat leftovers that have been in the fridge for three weeks. But usually not longer than three weeks. Usually.
LeAnn says my sports and useless trivia knowledge is weird. I think it's awesome.
I'm A Bad Friend Because...
I would rather text message or tweet back and forth than talk on the phone. And sometimes, I'd just rather not communicate at all.
I have literally stayed home on a Saturday night playing PlayStation instead of going out with friends.
I don't enjoy watching games with my friends because I act like such a jackass.
I'm opinionated. Don't ask me a question unless you're prepared to hear my honest answer.
I'm a ball buster. It's funny. To make an omelet, you can't be afraid to break a few eggs.
It's really sad to say, but as a Mizzou fan, it's sometimes hard for me to not dislike kU fans.
I'm A Good Friend Because...
I'm extremely loyal. Friend till the end.
I'm a good listener. But again, be prepared to hear my opinion.
I always pay my share. I never want anyone to ever think I've cheated them out of anything.
I try to keep a level head and give reasonable advice (reasonable in my mind, anyway).
I'm A Bad Husband Because...
I'm kind of a jerk sometimes.
I know I can be difficult to live with from time to time.
I can't fix anything around the house. Not much, anyway.
It irks me to no end that my wife loses the car keys about every other day.
I don't tell and show my wife how much I love her as often as I need to.
I love watching sports. Like all day, every day.
I don't like chick flicks. I only like sophomoric comedies and I bitch when we have to watch anything other than those.
I don't make enough money. My wife works because we need her too, not because she necessarily wants to (hell, she makes more money than I do).
I bitch at her about her spending habits.
I have yet to put Christmas lights on our house. Not just this year, but ever.
I'm A Good Husband Because...
I put up with the MiL. kidding, kidding.
I'm a great Dad. At least I feel like I am.
I really love my wife, even though I might not show it as much as I should.
I plan our annual, special anniversary date.
I'm beginning to not get as irritated at the daily crisis and/or loss of something important (which spawns a daily crisis).
I make sure the bills are paid on time.
I am a pretty good housekeeper and a pretty good cook.
I do my own laundry (well, the MiL does a lot of our laundry ... but I used to do my own laundry).
I'm loyal. Friend to the end. :)
I'm Happy Because...
My sons and my wife make me smile every day. Every stinkin' minute of every day. The pictures of my family on my desk are the perfect pick-me-up if I'm ever feeling down. Not that I ever feel that down. Because I'm just a pretty happy person.
The only thing dragging me down a little bit ... having to do this silly exercise on LeAnn's blog. :)
1 comment:
hilarious, LOVE your honesty
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